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I heard Gortat eats grenades for breakfast with a side of dynamite and then downs it with a cool glass of molten lava...


Too much sand....sand...everywhere...
 
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He had a name

His name was Wince Harder
 
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Hi guys..!
What´s the time now in Orlando or.. whatever place You guys are?Smiler I´m from Estonia.. me and my friends having party, our time is here 10:30 p.m nowSmiler
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Gortat stays.. Hedo is gone.. we take one cheap backup SF and we gonna win this whole championship!Smiler))
Mark my (F.. - you know what word must be there) wordsSmiler
Just be positive.. we are Orlando.. We are Magic!



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I heard Gortat once had an ackward moment, just to see what it felt like...Then he killed a bear with his bare hands
 
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Hi guys..!
What´s the time now in Orlando or.. whatever place You guys are?Smiler I´m from Estonia.. me and my friends having party, our time is here 10:30 p.m nowSmiler
So..
Gortat stays.. Hedo is gone.. we take one cheap backup SF and we gonna win this whole championship!Smiler))
Mark my (F.. - you know what word must be there) wordsSmiler
Just be positive.. we are Orlando.. We are Magic!


how long have you been drinking for?

with the time given looks like you are a monk in Tibet unless estonia has been converted into a floating oil platform somewhere in the Caspian!!
 
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I heard Gortat once climb the Empire State Building.



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I heard Gortat once climb the Empire State Building.

saw the ESB was climbing on him once but not that one..
 
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I heard Gortat once had an ackward moment, just to see what it felt like...Then he killed a bear with his bare hands


I heard that Gortat once taught a dog to bark in Polish...Mengars flat out refuse to fight him...he refuses to talk about the weather even in an Orlando Hurricane...and whatever team he's on is the Right team, even if he switches teams he's still on the Right team!


"All day, all night and twice on Sunday"
 
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gortat once punched a horse in the chest we now call that animal a giraffe
 
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Gortat once fought Diener and it was a draw.
 
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I heard there are only two species that would survive a nuclear blast, a ****roach and a Gortat...then just a Gortat after he kills all the ****roaches
 
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i heard gortat once ate an MRE (meal ready to eat) and then crapped out a special forces unit
 
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i heard gortat once ate an MRE (meal ready to eat) and then crapped out a special forces unit


I heard Gortat IS a special forces unit


Too much sand....sand...everywhere...
 
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I heard the Boogie-man checks under his bed for Gortat.


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I heard the Dinosaurs looked at Gortat the wrong way once.....once


Too much sand....sand...everywhere...
 
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