What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? The Celtics, Cavs and Lakers fall to the Orlando Magic!

"Here’s a scenario:
There's a red car driving down the street, then out of nowhere, a baby with a machine gun steps in front and starts firing away. Who would you rather be: the baby or the person in the car? Jameer sucks."
Kberto

I often wonder, if my Grandmother had miraculously sprouted a pair of testicles whilst my Grandfather was alive, would I then have to also refer to her as Grandfather? -rtillaree