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I wrote a letter to Vince Carter last month about his recent slump. Well today, I checked my mailbox and he wrote me back! It even has his signature and everything! Let me share it with you guys!

"Dear Magic Fan,

We appreciate you writing into me. We are glad to have such a passionate fan as you cheering for the Orlando Magic basketball team of the National Basketball Association. Please remember that OrlandoMagicShop.com has 15% off in the month of March. Thank you for your continued support.

-Vince Carter"

I thought it was pretty neat. Also, I'm glad I did something to help this team. Seriously, what have you people done with your lives? Nothing. You sit there and talk smack but you don't do anything. Maybe if you took part in this team and made your voice heard you'd see results like me.

The proof is in the pudding. Look at Vince now.




He had a name

His name was Wince Harder
 
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* Polite golf clap*
 
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jareth your the man

dont forget to cash in on your 15% discount.



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Who writes letters?!?!

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Man that's just awesome!

Print it out and hang it up on the wall. That's something to show your kids and grandchildren. That is, if you can ever lay with a woman. You're a man, right?
 
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You wrote INTO him? Wow.
 
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quote:
Originally posted by AddiFB:
Man that's just awesome!

Print it out and hang it up on the wall. That's something to show your kids and grandchildren. That is, if you can ever lay with a woman. You're a man, right?


No, I'm both.




He had a name

His name was Wince Harder
 
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Originally posted by AddiFB:
Man that's just awesome!

Print it out and hang it up on the wall. That's something to show your kids and grandchildren. That is, if you can ever lay with a woman. You're a man, right?


No, I'm both.


So you're some kind of intestinal worm who can impregnate itself? That is truly remarkable and worth reading a book about.
 
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15%?!

Vince is number 15!!! 15 was the best year of Jareth's life!!!! Coincidence?


 
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An hermaphrodite touting that they can toot their own horn... what will this forum bring us next?


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PHILADELPHIA, Pa. - Former A-10 standouts and Associated Press National Players of the Year Jameer Nelson of Saint Joseph's and Xavier's David West have been named to the NBA All-Star team and will square off Feb. 15 in Phoenix, Ariz. It marks Nelson's first All-Star selection, while West earns his second straight honor.
 
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Put the letter on ebay!
 
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Listen guys. I don't know what all the backlash is all about. I plan on going on the radio next after this since I see how well received my letter was. Just do something with your lives for once.




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His name was Wince Harder
 
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An hermaphrodite touting that they can toot their own horn... what will this forum bring us next?


Who knew he was being literal?


 
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Post this on http://www.vincecarteronline.net/forum/index.php

I'm sure one of those [insert hilarious but true insult here] would give you a fortune for it.
 
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i didn't know vince was so business minded.




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